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Texas is falling apart, Perry wants “tax relief”

Texas is literally falling apart.  And it’s still growing in population.  That’s the problem. It’s infrastructure is in danger of collapse.  It’s been abused for years, money spent only on what was...

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Perry-Abbott, Texas showdown or Mexican standoff

Oh, please let it be true! Our buttoned upbad to the bone AG going up against The Hair!  It’ll be the Texas showdown of the decade. Perry’s approval ratings hovered around 40% last year after his...

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Imperial Rick’s goal: make abortion “a thing of the past”

Our governor Rick Perry has decided that his goal is “to make abortion at any stage a thing of the past”.  He has decided this for the all of the “little ladies” of this “Great State of Texas”....

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Rick Perry wants to dip into the rainy day fund!

Perry wants to dip into the state’s Rainy Day Fund. It’s true! Another “one time amount”. This time an “investment. And it is not the first time. Perry encouraged spending some of it on his Texas...

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Poachin’ Gov’nor Perry

California Gov’nor Jerry Brown says it don’t work.  Poachin’ that is.  Maybe he’s not aware ol’ Rick Perry is pretty mean when it comes to puttin’ down some onery coyote with murderous intents on his...

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Texas kills workers

It’s a comparison to California Governor Perry may not agree with.  He said so during his recent visit there to poach on their business. Heck,  what he said was Californians didn’t know squat about it....

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Governor Perry: Feds set loose “criminal aliens” in Texas!

They are releasing a thousand a week for the rest of the month because of the sequester. The goal?  Five thousand. In California. Texas. Georgia? And Arizona. Governor Perry in a letter to John Morton...

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28.8%

That’s how many people are uninsured in this state.  Somewhere between a quarter and a third. Our leaders in the state of Texas like to say that it is a problem created by illegal immigration.  It’s...

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H.B. 160: Pay for your own security detail, Governor!

Just to be clear!  State Representative Lyle Larson is not beating up on Governor Rick Perry. Governor George W. Bush did it. And Governor Ann Richards. “It’s about reforming a system”, says the...

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Governor Perry and the harsh light of reality

Besides making him look like an interrogated criminal out of an old film noir movie, the overhead lighting does nothing for Governor Perry’s looks. It’s the harsh light of reality. When done with the...

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State GOP leaders on payroll for collective 114 years

He put a pencil to it. And Matt Angle, director of the Lone Star Project, came to this conclusion. “Rick Perry and the Texas Republican leadership have become an entrenched political class. They have...

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Look out! Here comes the “OMNIBUS” abortion bill

So when is the big announcement? The one that was supposed to come in June. Perry was going to throw his cowboy hat into the presidential ring. It’s a smaller hat now. Something must be about to...

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Perry vetoed equal pay bill for Texas women

It’s the kind of thing that makes you wonder if women will have any rights left in this state before our esteemed governor finally gets booted by the electorate. So far the brave slayer of small...

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Perry signs drug testing law for “some” receiving unemployment benefits

Back during the regular session of the 183rd Texas Legislature, Democrats managed to block the sister measure to this one. The attempt by lawmakers to require the state to drug test welfare recipients...

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Cruz beats out Perry! Presidential primary poll…in Texas!

Oh boy, oh boy! You know it’s gotta hurt. Who in the heck even knew who Ted Cruz was just a little over a year ago. And now in a University of Texas/Texas Tribune survey he beats the pants off of our...

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Perry: ‘Oops!’ Again. Yep.

He just can help himself. He hasn’t even yet made the big announcement. Governor Perry went “oops” again. He didn’t notice the error this time.  Neither did anyone in the audience. They were too busy...

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Lie. Cheat. Attempt to falsify truth. The Republicans still lost.

“We will not allow the breakdown of decorum and decency to prevent us from doing what the people of this state hired us to do.”. That was Rick Perry announcing a new special session of the state...

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Rick Perry’s presidential run is over before it begins

The Texas Governor has an announcement coming soon on his “exciting future plans”. I’m excited! Are you? Hell, yeah! Of course, if he runs for Texas governor again and wins, Perry will have served a...

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Tweeps tweet on Perry’s “exciting announcement”!

Imperial Perry’s “exciting announcement” about his future plans has managed to create a lot of buzz on among the tweeps on Twitter. Most of it negative. If Rick Perry were elected president, the USA...

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Adios, mofo! Time to “get on down the road”.

He won’t be officially gone until January of 2015. Oh, the anticipation! But since the next legislative session is not until January 2015, Perry’s influence will be limited to this current special...

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